Good thing: I have a car.
Bad thing: The windshield wipers stopped working on my way to the hospital.
Good thing: If I looked realllllly low I could see out of the windshield.
Bad thing: I was going to the hospital because Caroline fell and got stitches in her knee that are now infected.
Good thing AND bad thing: She was in the Dominican Republic when she got the stitches.
Bad thing: The pants she wore were rubbing against her stitches.
Good thing: I said I would get her scrubs to wear.
Bad thing: She don’t want no scrubs. 😉
Good thing: I dared her to tell the doc that she got bit by a shark.
Another good thing: She did! (Doc laughed her ass off!)
Bad thing: I owe Caroline $20

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